The Time Machine

I was walking down the street when I saw an old lamp. I took that lamp and rubbed it to remove dust.Suddenly a genie came out.
That was Aladdin's genie. The genie said that he could grant me anything I wish for. I wished to have a time machine.The previous day, my uncle had scolded me severely and vengeance was seething inside my heart. So I decided to test my time machine on my uncle.
I pressed the calling bell and my uncle came out.I shouted at him all the abusive names i knew. My uncle was shivering when he dialled the number to my home inorder to complain about me. For a fraction of a second, all the consequences of my misdeed swam around in my imagination. But with a smile I turned the dial of my time machine backwards.
Again I was pressing the calling bell in my new past. When my uncle came out, I wished him good morning and he invited me to breakfast.The next day I went to college.In my class I saw a cute girl, sitting alone. I went and started chatting with her. I felt so confident about life because of my time machine. Well, what wouldn't we do if we have a time machine!
Suddenly I gave her a kiss. Taken offguard, she started to cry.
Desperately I searched in my bag for my time machine. Alas! I had lost it.
And that's how she became my Best Friend.